Wednesday, April 19, 2023

19-Apr-2023

 The Mighty Munch Bunch started last session finishing up a fight with some orcs surrounded by a wall of fire and one outside the wall. Nuka made quick work of him with her thorn whip, and then Dara dropped the wall of fire surrounding the other two. Dakota took one out with a trampling charge, and Nuka dropped the hilt of her dagger right between the eyes of the enormous orc chieftain, dropping him out cold.


When he came to, the Bunch put him to the question to try to find out more about the Apostate. What they found was loyalty and dedication from the chieftain for the rest of his short life. The group took a short rest to recuperate some and also leave little time for the Apostate to prepare for their arrival, and then they traveled north until they found a set of cliffs and waterfalls and a small camp nestled in there.


They saw a number of orcs patrolling and a pale, skinny goliath in dark robes walking around the camp. Nuka wild formed into a falcon and flew in close to get an idea about what was going on. She saw the goliath was clearly in charge, likely being the Apostate himself. What they were planning, she could not tell as they were speaking goliath and orc to each other. She returned to the group and told them what she saw.


Paavu then took the circuitous spyglass and put it to his eye and took a look. He exclaimed “Garok!” and put down the spyglass and sprinted to meet his brother. His brother, long thought dead, greeted him coldly as if expecting him. As he talked with Paavu about the destruction of their village, he was unhooking the two skulls hanging from his belt. He tossed them on the ground, telling Paavu to ask their parents himself as he cast Speak with Dead and had them confirm who they were.


An emotional Paavu used the first three questions to discuss their deaths, but saved the final question to ask if he should avenge their deaths. Padak, Paavu’s father, told him he would be honored, and Thuni told him to make them suffer. Paavu’s will emboldened, he proclaimed to Garok the Apostate that he will destroy him. Garok, looking directly at the circle around Paavu’s eye but being too polite to mention it, told him it would have to wait. He reach out to the orcs at each of his sides and touched them, causing them to begin to glow with a darkness as their bodies wilted before everyone’s eyes. 


Garok reached out and opened a portal to a dark realm, and out stepped a massive knight, suited in full armor with an enormous sword that seemed to absorb light around it, giving it a deeper darkness no one had ever seen, who then raised and pointed that sword at Paavu. Garok then reached out his other arm, opening another portal that glowed a deep green, and before he stepped through, he looked out far into the cliff and winked. On that cliff, Nuka’s eyes flickered and rolled back into her head and she collapsed. Garok stated, “Until next time brother” and stepped through the portal as it closed behind him. Nuka, shaken a bit, awoke, and Paavu looked death straight in the eye.


Wednesday, April 5, 2023

05-Apr-2023

 The Bunch started the session eye to knee with a couple of zombie hill giants and a number of orcs.  They split up to avoid being flanked and took on the giants and orcs in small groups.  Paavu took the full blunt damage from one of the undead giants, and striking him with all his might yet the giant was unfazed. Shava blasted the gemstone embedded in the giant’s head with a magic missile, causing the giant to stumble, clueing the group into the weakness of the giants.


With that, Nuka pulled out her thorn whip and cracked that gem dead on in the giant’s head. Paavu leaped up to take some swings at the gemstone and Gold Brain went for flair, planning to jump off Dakota’s back and stab that gemstone to pieces, and boy did that sound cool. When he lost his footing jumping off Dakota, his stumble and landing on his head didn’t look quite as cool as his plans.  Dara took the orcs in the center and surrounded them with a wall of fire, and was paid back by a giant throwing a tree at her.  


Gold Brain disengaged with Nuka to better position himself and get her out of danger, and the giant thought Dakota could use some better positioning as well so he picked him up and tossed him at Gold Brain.  After Nuka helped revitalize everyone with the aura of vitality, Gold Brain went back, jumped off the giant’s knee, and penetrated that gem full on, causing it to shatter and the giant falling and decaying at an accelerated rate.  


The Bunch proceeds to take care of the all but one of the orcs outside the wall of fire and now need to deal with the remaining before they proceed to the Apostate’s lair. With 36 seconds left in the wall of fire spell, what kind of cockamamie plans can they come up with in that time to deal with things? Will they find out the reasons the Apostate is terrorizing villages or will they go in wands a blazing and blow it all up?


12-Jul-2023

  After discussing the situation with Grendira, the kindly old gnomish wizard of Alapon Landing, the Bunch decided the best route would be t...